Physical characteristsics and operating conditions of me:

As you can see, Isildur is an efficient, relatively reliable
unit with a wide range of operating conditions. 


Physical dimensions:

  • Height: .00000000000000005 parsecs
  • Weight: 50000000000000000000000000000 amu Operating conditions:
  • Typical power dissipation- 130 Watts
  • Peak power dissipation- 180 Watts
  • Typical fuel consumption - solid fuel, avg. approx. .267 donuts/hour
  • Typical fuel consumption - liquid fuel, avg. approx. .284 liters coca-cola/hour
  • Operating temperatures: -20C to 50C
  • Nonoperating temperatures: Absolute zero to locally thermal energies, stable
  • Unstable Nonoperating temperatures: any
  • Operating altitudes: -500m to 8000m
  • Nonoperating altitudes: any
  • Nerdity Quotient: 68% nerd
  • MTBF: approx. 2000000000 seconds