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------------------------ GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/L/M/P/S] ----------------------

    Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Literature, Geek of Math, Geek of
    Philosophy, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.).

---------------------------- GEEK DRESS CODE [d?] --------------------------

    I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore
    yesterday.

--------------------------- GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+] -------------------------

    I'm a little taller and rounder than most.

----------------------------- GEEK AGE CODE [a-] ---------------------------

    My age is 25-29.

------------------------- GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C---] -----------------------

    If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!

-------------------------- GEEK UNIX CODE [UUB++++] ------------------------

    I use Ultrix and BSD.  I am the sysadmin.  If you try and crack my
    machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an
    "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on
    your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

---------------------------- GEEK PERL CODE [P-] ---------------------------

    What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?

---------------------------- GEEK LINUX CODE [L-] --------------------------

    I have no desire to use Linux and frankly don't give a rats patootie
    about it.  There are other, better, operating systems out there.
    Like Mac, DOS, or Amiga-OS.  Or, better yet even, would be another
    free Unix OS like FreeBSD.

--------------------------- GEEK EMACS CODE [E---] -------------------------

    Emacs sucks!  vi forever!!!

----------------------- GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W--] ---------------------

    A pox on the Web!  It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the
    uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.

--------------------------- GEEK USENET CODE [N++] -------------------------

    I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

----------------------- GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o--] ----------------------

    Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?

----------------------------- GEEK KIBO CODE [K] ---------------------------

    I know who Kibo is.

--------------------- GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---] -------------------

    Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years.
    Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned,
    disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

---------------------------- GEEK OS/2 CODE [O-] ---------------------------

    Tried it, didn't like it.

-------------------------- GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-] ------------------------

    Macs suck.  All real geeks have a character prompt.

---------------------------- GEEK VMS CODE [V(-)] --------------------------

    My tendencies on this issue range from:  "I've used VMS.", to:
    "Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs."

------------------ GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+] ----------------

    My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell
    anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence.  If
    you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

----------------- GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE] ----------------

    Distrust both government and business.

----------------------- GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+(++)] ---------------------

    My tendencies on this issue range from:  "I have an interest and
    concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that
    active or vocal.", to:  "I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and
    active around Usenet.  I never miss an opportunity to talk about the
    evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA.  Orwell's 1984 is more than a
    story, it is a warning to our's and future generations.  I'm a memb
    er of the EFF."

---------------------------- GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+] --------------------------

    "Finger me for my public key".

-------------------------- GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t] -------------------------

    It's just another TV show.

-------------------------- GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-] ------------------------

    This show is sub-par.  The acting is wooden, the special effects are
    obviously poor quality.  In general, it seems like a very cheap Star
    Trek ripoff.

-------------------------- GEEK X FILES CODE [X--] -------------------------

    If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone

------------------------ GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-] -----------------------

    Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

------------------------- GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv] -----------------------

    I do not own a television.

--------------------------- GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++] -------------------------

    I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

-------------------------- GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++] ------------------------

    I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

--------------------------- GEEK DOOM CODE [D---] --------------------------

    To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.

---------------------------- THE GEEK CODE [G--] ---------------------------

    Not only a waste of time, but it obviously shows that this Hayden
    guy needs a life.

------------------------- GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++] -----------------------

    Got a Masters degree.

--------------------------- GEEK HOUSING CODE [h*] -------------------------

    I'm not sure where I live anymore.  This lab/workplace seems like
    home to me.

----------------------------- GEEK SEX CODE [y+] ---------------------------

    Male.  I've had real, live sex.

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V(-) PS+ PE Y+(++) PGP+ t 5- X-- R- !tv b+++ DI++ D--- G-- e+++ h* y+
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